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08-22-08, 06:05 PM | #2446 |
Ace of the Deep
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Granted, but then you have so much to throw up because of the food poisoning and they would not be able to determine during the autopsy that ecoli was responsible...
I wish I had some really good peanut butter chicken and hot and sour soup for dinner instead of frozen pizza. |
08-22-08, 08:31 PM | #2447 |
Planesman
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Granted, but while you were pouring youself somthing to drink, i snuck into your house and ate your dinner. :p
I wish for a nice big bowl of cannibal kidney soup
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08-22-08, 08:41 PM | #2449 |
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Granted, the table and chair are gone but came knocking on your door asking for a drink
I wish tables would set themselves |
08-22-08, 09:20 PM | #2450 |
Eternal Patrol
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Granted you are here by banished to the land of eternal beauty and
the beast reruns be our guest be our guest put your wishing to the test wrap a napkin round your neck bon homme and we'll provide the rest. I wish big production musicals were still cool except sout pacific wich will never be cool. |
08-23-08, 03:36 AM | #2451 |
Silent Hunter
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Granted, but island nations from the South Pacific start producing more and more actors which work in these musicals. Hence, the South Pacific does in fact become famous.
I wish that I had a better fan for my office. |
08-23-08, 04:01 AM | #2452 | |
Grey Wolf
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I wish we could wear firearms...legally |
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08-23-08, 04:03 AM | #2454 |
Silent Hunter
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Granted, but they are too plain and unappealing.
I wish that I could type faster. |
08-23-08, 05:10 AM | #2455 |
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Granted, but your super typing speed wears your fingers out and you need to take a loooooong rest between posts.
I wish satfish had claws as well as whiskers |
08-23-08, 05:16 AM | #2456 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, but now we have to call them Cratfish.
I wish ebay would recognise my 2001 account.
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08-23-08, 05:19 AM | #2457 |
Silent Hunter
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Granted, but someone hacked it and bought stolen paintings off it. Henceforth, the bobbies show up in their lorry and haul you off for trial.
I wish that the FSM was real. |
08-23-08, 05:20 AM | #2458 |
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Granted they do and now want to charge you for the sale you made in 2001 and interested totally GBP300.
I wish Jimbuna was on TS |
08-23-08, 06:55 AM | #2459 |
Ace of the Deep
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Granted, but then you would have to listen to his constant whining about how they won't recognize his 2001 eBay account when in fact he never really had one because it is all in his imagination.
Now I wish Senator Biden were not going to be the Democratic Nominee for Vice President. |
08-23-08, 08:47 AM | #2460 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, he is now the Republican Nominee.
I wish my dinner was free.
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