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07-19-20, 06:35 AM | #2116 |
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Went to a party last night. I thought I looked pretty smart, but some Jewish bloke came up to me and said “The ’70s called… They want their shirt back!” so I said, “The ’40s called… your shower’s ready.”
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07-20-20, 02:14 PM | #2117 |
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Just Googled “Gary Oldman” and some pretty disturbing images came up…
Then I realised I’d left the “R” out.
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07-20-20, 02:16 PM | #2118 |
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My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette’s suffering girlfriend for years now. I always wondered what kept them together.
Then I saw the swear jar.
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07-21-20, 08:01 AM | #2119 |
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Did you know that 85% of pie charts resemble Pacman?
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07-21-20, 08:02 AM | #2120 |
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Did you hear about the new mummy they’ve discovered in Egypt? It was covered in nuts and chocolate.
They think his name was Pharaoh Rocher.
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07-21-20, 11:03 AM | #2121 |
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uh oh .. you can read this in at least two ways ..
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07-21-20, 12:24 PM | #2122 |
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Hopefully people will take it in the intended context after taking into consideration the thread title.
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07-21-20, 12:55 PM | #2123 |
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No, I think there is only one way to read this.
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07-22-20, 02:15 AM | #2124 |
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Did you know that there are no canaries on the Canary Islands?
Same thing on the Virgin Islands; No canaries there either. Magic
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07-22-20, 05:34 AM | #2125 |
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Went to Subway today and they had an offer ‘£3 – Choose between 9 Subs and a Drink’ I said “What a dumb choice, I’ll take the 9 subs please”.
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07-22-20, 05:35 AM | #2126 |
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I’ve been sleeping with this bloke’s wife and today he sent me this text: “You go near her again and ill have you dead! Mark my words!” To which I replied: “8 out of 10, the word (I’ll ) requires an apostrophe and a capital I.”
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07-22-20, 05:44 AM | #2127 | |
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Quote:
Reminds me of a scene from the movie The Cheap Detective Gentlemen, may I present Miss Betty DeBoop from the Islands? Caribbean or Virgin? Well, let's just say I came back a Caribbean.
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07-23-20, 01:42 PM | #2128 |
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07-23-20, 01:43 PM | #2129 |
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07-24-20, 01:24 PM | #2130 |
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Women love a man brimming with confidence. Because, without that, what’s left to destroy?
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