Humorous SHIII picture thread - Page 133

meduza · 08-13-08, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by SandyCaesar

:rotfl:You sure it wasn't Bernard's head?

Hmmm... :hmm:. It's possible. He was seen later in the vicinity with the strange looking bump on his head. Of course, he denies any involvement.

:p

Sensekhmet · 08-13-08, 09:19 AM

Rallying is great, but I decided to visit Dakar by the means of a sailing cruise. And this is how I was treated!

Ouch!

Tireur · 08-13-08, 08:13 PM

Dunno if it's been posted here already (I'm not going through 100 pages, sorry), sooooooo..........

Signs you've been manning the bridge for one hour too many, when you start seeing this it's rack time..........

Sailor Steve · 08-13-08, 08:59 PM

GGGAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!

Batten the hatches! Hoist the mainsail! Man the guns! Clear the bridge! Shiver me timbers! Dive! Dive!

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

Oh, and you should go through the hundred pages anyway. There's a lot of great stuff there, and you don't want somebody a month from now missing yours because he couldn't be bothered.

Oh, and WELCOME ABOARD!

Task Force · 08-13-08, 09:57 PM

A great title for that one is. Sea Monster spotted.

Welcome to subsim, and as SS said above there is alot of funny stuff in this thread.

Jimbuna · 08-14-08, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tireur

Dunno if it's been posted here already (I'm not going through 100 pages, sorry), sooooooo..........

Signs you've been manning the bridge for one hour too many, when you start seeing this it's rack time..........

Welcome aboard Tireur....I see you've spotted one of the GWX easter eggs

meduza · 08-14-08, 07:21 AM

If I saw that, I wouldn't dare looking through my binoculars again. Ever.

And I would immediately ask for transfer to the Russian front.

TarJak · 08-14-08, 07:25 AM

Sorright. Its on our side.

Jimbuna · 08-15-08, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

Sorright. Its on our side.

LOL

meduza · 08-15-08, 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

Sorright. Its on our side.

Oh...

Ok then, I'll reconsider my transfer request.

Is this what you get when you send a contact report? Why don't they just send some airplanes, like all normal people?

TarJak · 08-15-08, 06:33 AM

This is one of our new wonder weapons our boffins have been working on.

meduza · 08-15-08, 06:50 AM

It sure beats the A-bomb...

Chisum · 08-15-08, 09:04 AM

You know what is it ?

It is the church of Scapa Flow!
We were passing through the area, but there was nothing and that it was Sunday and not to say that we had come to nothing, we went to church dressed in Scottish fishermen. Should see my second with his kilt to the German colours and his bottle of schnapps coming out of his pocket !

Sailor Steve · 08-15-08, 04:18 PM

:rotfl:

"Men, I'm organizing a shore-raiding party. Volunteers only, of course."
"What is the objective, Herr Kaleun?"
"Well, we're going...to church!"

pallaeon · 08-16-08, 04:25 PM

I really have no idea how this happened. Travelling full ahead full past the north of england at max time compression when suddenly I get the infamous "We have flooding sir". Quickly dial down to normal time and check out whats happening and I find I'm beached on a tiny spec of land that can not be seen on the map till you zoom in real close:

Even more worrying than how I got so beeched in the first place is the fact that the damage was so bad I could not get the flooding under control and some how my sub was destroyed and all my crew drowned due to flooding above water. Must be a new English super weapon, water that flows upwards, Ze english swines.

08-13-08, 08:59 PM	#1984
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	GGGAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!! Batten the hatches! Hoist the mainsail! Man the guns! Clear the bridge! Shiver me timbers! Dive! Dive! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! Oh, and you should go through the hundred pages anyway. There's a lot of great stuff there, and you don't want somebody a month from now missing yours because he couldn't be bothered. Oh, and WELCOME ABOARD! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

08-13-08, 09:57 PM	#1985
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	A great title for that one is. Sea Monster spotted. Welcome to subsim, and as SS said above there is alot of funny stuff in this thread. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

08-15-08, 09:04 AM	#1993
Chisum Seasoned Skipper Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bastogne, Belgium Posts: 716 Downloads: 86 Uploads: 0	You know what is it ? It is the church of Scapa Flow! We were passing through the area, but there was nothing and that it was Sunday and not to say that we had come to nothing, we went to church dressed in Scottish fishermen. Should see my second with his kilt to the German colours and his bottle of schnapps coming out of his pocket ! __________________ [http://simus-paradise.forumactif.com/silent-hunter-iii-f12/

08-15-08, 04:18 PM	#1994
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	:rotfl: "Men, I'm organizing a shore-raiding party. Volunteers only, of course." "What is the objective, Herr Kaleun?" "Well, we're going...to church!" __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

08-13-08, 09:19 AM	#1982
Sensekhmet Loader Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Poland Posts: 89 Downloads: 16 Uploads: 0	Rallying is great, but I decided to visit Dakar by the means of a sailing cruise. And this is how I was treated! Ouch!

08-13-08, 08:13 PM	#1983
Tireur Swabbie Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 6 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Dunno if it's been posted here already (I'm not going through 100 pages, sorry), sooooooo.......... Signs you've been manning the bridge for one hour too many, when you start seeing this it's rack time..........

08-14-08, 07:21 AM	#1987
meduza Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: on patrol Posts: 1,035 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 0	If I saw that, I wouldn't dare looking through my binoculars again. Ever. And I would immediately ask for transfer to the Russian front.

08-14-08, 07:25 AM	#1988
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Sorright. Its on our side.

08-15-08, 06:33 AM	#1991
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	This is one of our new wonder weapons our boffins have been working on.

08-15-08, 06:50 AM	#1992
meduza Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: on patrol Posts: 1,035 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 0	It sure beats the A-bomb...

08-16-08, 04:25 PM	#1995
pallaeon Swabbie Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 10 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I really have no idea how this happened. Travelling full ahead full past the north of england at max time compression when suddenly I get the infamous "We have flooding sir". Quickly dial down to normal time and check out whats happening and I find I'm beached on a tiny spec of land that can not be seen on the map till you zoom in real close: Even more worrying than how I got so beeched in the first place is the fact that the damage was so bad I could not get the flooding under control and some how my sub was destroyed and all my crew drowned due to flooding above water. Must be a new English super weapon, water that flows upwards, Ze english swines.