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05-04-20, 08:38 AM | #1756 |
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After years of marriage I’ve learnt that you can tell a lot about a woman just from her hands. When she’s holding a frying pan and waving it around that usually means she’s angry.
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05-04-20, 08:41 AM | #1757 |
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Just had a really interesting conversation with a Psychology graduate about how on average people tend to day-dream about 40% of the time. He also said something else that was interesting but I forgot the rest of the conversation, will have to ask him again next time he serves me in McDonald’s.
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05-05-20, 01:29 PM | #1758 |
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Stop Press
John Travolta rushed to hospital with suspected covid infection- but doctors confirm it is only Saturday Night Fever (and he is Staying Alive) Turns out he had chills that were multiplying!
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05-05-20, 01:30 PM | #1759 |
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My house cleaner is really starting to become annoying. She keeps asking me to move out and says she wants a divorce.
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05-05-20, 01:31 PM | #1760 |
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Met somebody at work today called William Hill, what are the odds?
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05-05-20, 06:45 PM | #1761 | |
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Quote:
I am sure that was terribly clever, but don't get it
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05-05-20, 06:53 PM | #1762 |
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I don't get it either.
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05-06-20, 01:36 AM | #1763 |
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It is probably one of those jokes you only hear in England, where the only humour exists worldwide, not supposed or wanted to be understood by bloody foreigners. Not that the latter would be interested anyway, like in what the royal family is doing, or not, or maybe
Seriously (since it is a joke), is that from an english TV show and betting? Or something to do with Bill Hill, or being hill-william
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05-06-20, 05:18 AM | #1764 |
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gee, thanks guys, I don't get it either, and I usually do get his jokes.
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05-06-20, 01:26 PM | #1765 |
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William Hill are a national chain of bookmakers/gambling shops just like Ladbrokes.
Bookmakers give odds on betting but the same can be said of meeting someone going by the same name as the bookmakers company hence, what are the odds on that?
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05-06-20, 01:30 PM | #1766 |
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Got given a Jehovah’s Witness advent calender today. Every time you open the door there are 2 people standing behind it.
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05-06-20, 01:34 PM | #1767 |
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Had a really stiff neck when I woke up this morning. My wife said she hopes it spreads.
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05-06-20, 03:38 PM | #1768 |
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I guess it is too late to return 2020 for a refund?
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05-07-20, 01:32 AM | #1769 |
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@Jimbuna,
I got your William Hill joke as I'm in the UK, when I first saw it I said to myself, "I bet 10-1 a lot won't get that." Col.
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05-07-20, 01:41 AM | #1770 |
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At the store in the checkout line was an X that told me where to stand.
I've seen too many Roadrunner cartoons to fall for that crap! Magic
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