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07-22-08, 03:27 AM | #1501 |
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Granted, but you saying that becomes so annoying that you are eventually fitted with cement shoes and thrown in the river
I wish I could make cement shoes
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07-22-08, 06:40 AM | #1502 |
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Granted, you're the only one making those and the Feds arrest you due to your connections in the Mafia.
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07-22-08, 07:19 AM | #1503 |
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Granted, however your house is built right over the top of it and they forgot to install the doors so the missle explodes on impact with your floor.
I wish my cement shoes were more comfortable and they didn't squeak when I walk. |
07-22-08, 08:49 AM | #1504 |
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Granted, because of the crap your eating on that diet of yours, you lose weight and they now fit better.
I wish I never need to go on such a diet and can continue to enjoy the Indian and Chinese cuisine.
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07-22-08, 08:53 AM | #1505 |
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Granted, you die prematurely because of an unfortunate accident, you never had to go on a diet before you died...
I wish Schultz had died yesterday, now I have to execute Operation Bloody Vengeance II...
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07-22-08, 09:32 AM | #1506 | |
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I wish i didnt have to go to Hospital tomorrow. |
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07-22-08, 09:44 AM | #1507 |
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Granted, you instead directly go home and slowly suffer from your disease.
I wish I had a working, indestructible WWII period Jeep delivered to my home. |
07-22-08, 09:55 AM | #1508 |
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Granted, but because maintence (oil, tyres) costs are high you can't afford it.
I wish I didn't broke my ribs. |
07-22-08, 09:59 AM | #1509 |
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Granted, you broke your spine
I wish now was later
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07-22-08, 10:02 AM | #1510 |
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Granted, but if now was later you would have a now less to live
I wish I had a coffee |
07-22-08, 10:31 AM | #1511 |
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Granted, you now have a coffee coloured.......handbag.
I wish the sun would always shine.
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07-22-08, 10:35 AM | #1512 |
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Granted, there is no more nighttime! Climate change will go into overdrive.
I wish for a big fat juicy slice of pizza right about now. |
07-22-08, 11:00 AM | #1513 |
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Granted, but it's topped with pepperoni, mushrooms and dog.
I wich I new hough 2 spel. |
07-22-08, 11:04 AM | #1514 |
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Granted, you learn how to spell just when the new Anti-Writing Regime comes into power and throws you into the Gulag
I wish for random nonsense
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07-22-08, 11:26 AM | #1515 |
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Granted, but your random nonsense has just been crashed.
I wish it would be so hot here |
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