Canine officer arrested accused of thefts.

Commander Wallace · 01-20-23, 12:06 AM

Quote : The police department in Wyandotte, Michigan, recently broke the news that a canine officer by the name of Officer Ice is under investigation for committing a major crime: stealing table food.

"Stealing is not only a crime but it is morally wrong too," the department wrote in a Facebook post. "Some jobs, like that of being a police officer, require you to take an oath prior to starting. Within the officer's sworn oath is the promise to protect person's property."

"That being said, it saddens me to report that a current officer of the Wyandotte Police Department is under investigation for stealing!" the post continued, alongside a photo of the German Shepherd in question posing for his mugshot.

The scene of the crime was revealed as the break room at the police station, where an Officer Barwig was eating his lunch when he was called to assist with another situation.

"He quickly jumped into service, leaving half his eaten lunch on the table," according to the Facebook post. "A short while later Barwig and another officer returned to the break room only to find Ofc. Ice leisurely strolling out of the room licking his chops. Barwig's entire lunch was gone...disappeared, vanished!"

After being caught red-handed, Officer Ice has apparently "invoked his fifth amendment right to remain silent and quite frankly is not cooperating with the investigation."

"He has a history of rummaging through trash cans that are within his reach," the police department noted, adding, "There have been several other accusations of him taking food right from coworker's hands as they walk by."

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/poli...anine-officer-
173809451.html

This is a terrible example of a police officer and a bad, bad dog. Man's best friend, Indeed.

Reece · 01-20-23, 01:59 AM

He looks guilty, throw the book at him!! If he fetches it he gets a misdemeanor!!

nikimcbee · 01-20-23, 02:57 AM

Not to be outdone,

Jimbuna · 01-20-23, 06:13 AM

Me thinks a presidential pardon would be in order.

Rockstar · 01-20-23, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Not to be outdone,

Sure, blame the dog.

Commander Wallace · 01-20-23, 07:52 AM

@ nikimcbee
@ Rockstar.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reece

He looks guilty, throw the book at him!! If he fetches it he gets a misdemeanor!!

Too funny. Sometimes, you can't just blame on the dogs.

I thought we could all use a good laugh.

Skybird · 01-20-23, 08:03 AM

An offender as bad as this should be squirrelized by rodent squad.

Commander Wallace · 01-20-23, 10:06 PM

In a follow up to this story, it has been discovered the Canine officer accused of theft, Officer Ice has retained the law firm of Darth Vader and son's to represent him.

The district attorney's office will have their ace prosecutor, U.R Screwed to prosecute Officer Ice.

01-20-23, 12:06 AM	#1
Commander Wallace Silent Hunter Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Under the sea in an Octupus garden in the shade Posts: 4,990 Downloads: 360 Uploads: 0	Canine officer accused of thefts. Quote : The police department in Wyandotte, Michigan, recently broke the news that a canine officer by the name of Officer Ice is under investigation for committing a major crime: stealing table food. "Stealing is not only a crime but it is morally wrong too," the department wrote in a Facebook post. "Some jobs, like that of being a police officer, require you to take an oath prior to starting. Within the officer's sworn oath is the promise to protect person's property." "That being said, it saddens me to report that a current officer of the Wyandotte Police Department is under investigation for stealing!" the post continued, alongside a photo of the German Shepherd in question posing for his mugshot. The scene of the crime was revealed as the break room at the police station, where an Officer Barwig was eating his lunch when he was called to assist with another situation. "He quickly jumped into service, leaving half his eaten lunch on the table," according to the Facebook post. "A short while later Barwig and another officer returned to the break room only to find Ofc. Ice leisurely strolling out of the room licking his chops. Barwig's entire lunch was gone...disappeared, vanished!" After being caught red-handed, Officer Ice has apparently "invoked his fifth amendment right to remain silent and quite frankly is not cooperating with the investigation." "He has a history of rummaging through trash cans that are within his reach," the police department noted, adding, "There have been several other accusations of him taking food right from coworker's hands as they walk by." https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/poli...anine-officer- 173809451.html This is a terrible example of a police officer and a bad, bad dog. Man's best friend, Indeed. Last edited by Commander Wallace; 01-20-23 at 12:20 AM.

01-20-23, 01:59 AM	#2
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 33,684 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	He looks guilty, throw the book at him!! If he fetches it he gets a misdemeanor!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

01-20-23, 02:57 AM	#3
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,927 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Not to be outdone, __________________

01-20-23, 06:13 AM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 185,080 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Me thinks a presidential pardon would be in order. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-20-23, 08:03 AM	#7
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 41,432 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	An offender as bad as this should be squirrelized by rodent squad. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

01-20-23, 10:06 PM	#8
Commander Wallace Silent Hunter Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Under the sea in an Octupus garden in the shade Posts: 4,990 Downloads: 360 Uploads: 0	In a follow up to this story, it has been discovered the Canine officer accused of theft, Officer Ice has retained the law firm of Darth Vader and son's to represent him. The district attorney's office will have their ace prosecutor, U.R Screwed to prosecute Officer Ice.