The NEW Moulin Rouge

Capt Squid · 03-31-09, 07:52 PM

S: Unhhhh. What <smoke rings> hit me?

J: Kirk strikes again.

S: Find Derschowitz. I don't care if he's slinging burgers over at Taco King. Then, give Kirk his book and tell him to study it.

G: Let's just try an experiment while we're waiting, huh? <hands CS a CFL bulb> Here. Hold on to the base.

<< Light shines brightly from the bulb.>>

J & G: Uncle Fester!

S: Very funny.

J & G: We thought so!

Torplexed · 03-31-09, 07:57 PM

I guess it's time to hang this ole picture up on the barroom wall.

Jester107th · 04-02-09, 02:57 PM

=== Outside the MR ===

*BEEP...BEEP....BEEP....BEEP...."

=== Inside the MR ===

Jester : What the hell is that?!?

CS: Sounds like a delivery truck backing up

Gunter: It's HERE!!!!!!!!!

The door opens and a bulky delivery man enters and asks...

"OK...where do you want it?"

CS: *grabs the invoice* Wha??? A pool and a table?

Jester: Gunter, I said POOL TABLE....not a POOL and a TABLE

Gunter: That's on page 2 of the invoice.

CS and J look oddly at Gunter.

Gunter: What?!? A man can't have accessories??!?

Kirk: I can wire up the pool filter in no time!

ALL but Kirk: NO!!!!!!!!

Ghostmooner · 04-03-09, 12:41 PM

Hi all, whats up

Capt Squid · 04-03-09, 03:09 PM

A large, burly driver appears at the loading dock doors.

"Where ya want this, mac?"

J: "Want what?"

Driver: "I got this truckload of grape Nehi and crunchy egg salad sandwiches to deliver."

Gunter: "Crunchy egg salad? Does that mean..."

CS: "Yep, he's still around. Where, I don't know. Driver, bring that stuff to the chill box. But leave one case of Nehi out where it's warm."

Driver: "Warm Nehi? Ugh!"

CS: "Tell me about it. We got one customer that likes it that way."

Driver: "Ok, bud, it's his funeral."

Capt Squid · 04-03-09, 03:13 PM

Ghostmooner, name your poison.

Jester107th · 04-03-09, 03:46 PM

Jester: So Squid....I hear the new MR Theatre room is almost complete. What's on the list for movies?

CS: Nuthin. Lost everything in the fire.

Jester: Which one?

CS: The last one. We have to start from scratch on our movie productions.

Jester: So what's next on our production list?

Kirk comes out dressed semi-like Captain America

Kirk: Dun dah DAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Jester: Oh great.....lemme guess.

CS: Cannonball Chuck.

04-02-09, 02:57 PM	#3
Jester107th Sailor man Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 49 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	=== Outside the MR === BEEP...BEEP....BEEP....BEEP...." === Inside the MR === Jester : What the hell is that?!? CS: Sounds like a delivery truck backing up Gunter: It's HERE!!!!!!!!! The door opens and a bulky delivery man enters and asks... "OK...where do you want it?" CS: grabs the invoice* Wha??? A pool and a table? Jester: Gunter, I said POOL TABLE....not a POOL and a TABLE Gunter: That's on page 2 of the invoice. CS and J look oddly at Gunter. Gunter: What?!? A man can't have accessories??!? Kirk: I can wire up the pool filter in no time! ALL but Kirk: NO!!!!!!!! __________________ Jim Nowak

04-03-09, 03:46 PM	#7
Jester107th Sailor man Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 49 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Jester: So Squid....I hear the new MR Theatre room is almost complete. What's on the list for movies? CS: Nuthin. Lost everything in the fire. Jester: Which one? CS: The last one. We have to start from scratch on our movie productions. Jester: So what's next on our production list? Kirk comes out dressed semi-like Captain America Kirk: Dun dah DAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Jester: Oh great.....lemme guess. CS: Cannonball Chuck. __________________ Jim Nowak

03-31-09, 07:52 PM	#1
Capt Squid Torpedoman Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Patrol Depth at 3 knots Posts: 115 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	S: Unhhhh. What <smoke rings> hit me? J: Kirk strikes again. S: Find Derschowitz. I don't care if he's slinging burgers over at Taco King. Then, give Kirk his book and tell him to study it. G: Let's just try an experiment while we're waiting, huh? <hands CS a CFL bulb> Here. Hold on to the base. << Light shines brightly from the bulb.>> J & G: Uncle Fester! S: Very funny. J & G: We thought so!

03-31-09, 07:57 PM	#2
Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,823 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	I guess it's time to hang this ole picture up on the barroom wall.

04-03-09, 12:41 PM	#4
Ghostmooner Bosun Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Spokane W.A. Posts: 65 Downloads: 173 Uploads: 0	Hi all, whats up

04-03-09, 03:09 PM	#5
Capt Squid Torpedoman Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Patrol Depth at 3 knots Posts: 115 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	A large, burly driver appears at the loading dock doors. "Where ya want this, mac?" J: "Want what?" Driver: "I got this truckload of grape Nehi and crunchy egg salad sandwiches to deliver." Gunter: "Crunchy egg salad? Does that mean..." CS: "Yep, he's still around. Where, I don't know. Driver, bring that stuff to the chill box. But leave one case of Nehi out where it's warm." Driver: "Warm Nehi? Ugh!" CS: "Tell me about it. We got one customer that likes it that way." Driver: "Ok, bud, it's his funeral."

04-03-09, 03:13 PM	#6
Capt Squid Torpedoman Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Patrol Depth at 3 knots Posts: 115 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	Ghostmooner, name your poison.