The side effect of too much alcohol

mapuc · 10-07-17, 03:07 PM

We all know what happens to a person when he or she drink to much

Such as seeing things or believe things which ain't real.

http://k2radio.com/bryant-johnson-of...time-traveler/

Markus

Commander Wallace · 10-07-17, 07:39 PM

One side effect of too much alcohol is individuals usually break out in handcuffs.

People like that usually have their bail bondsman on speed dial.

Rockstar · 10-07-17, 09:02 PM

Alcohol also has great benefits.

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

Sean C · 10-07-17, 10:29 PM

Haha, nice!

Reece · 10-07-17, 11:16 PM

Yes Rockstar always has a little bit of wisdom to share!

vienna · 10-08-17, 05:12 AM

<O>

STEED · 10-08-17, 05:41 AM

I recommend a nice mug of Mocha Coffee and a wee dram of Scot Whiskey in with it.

I'm drinking one right now...Mmmmmm.

Jimbuna · 10-08-17, 06:05 AM

A man after my own heart.

Mr Quatro · 10-08-17, 06:22 AM

Drop after drop, week after week, month after month, year after year, decade after decade till something goes wrong inside of your body ... who's to blame?

You or the alcohol?

Gratify your senses and face the consequences later ... were all going to die, that's for sure.

Some sooner than later

vienna · 10-08-17, 06:47 AM

I'll drink to that...

<O>

STEED · 10-08-17, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Quatro

Drop after drop, week after week, month after month, year after year, decade after decade till something goes wrong inside of your body ... who's to blame?

You or the alcohol?

Gratify your senses and face the consequences later ... were all going to die, that's for sure.

Some sooner than later

Some years ago I was reading in a newspaper the air we all breath in and out is not good for us as it plays a factor in our ageing and causing medical conditions.

vienna · 10-08-17, 09:20 AM

On the other hand, not breathing the air tends to have a terminal effect on the ageing process...

<O>

STEED · 10-08-17, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vienna

On the other hand, not breathing the air tends to have a terminal effect on the ageing process...

<O>

Indeed.

So the up shot is not to panic and just get on with life. Remember to bangs the rocks together guys the world of Star Trek is just around the corner if you survive WW3.

mapuc · 10-08-17, 03:14 PM

In the Danish version there was a bit of the story who wasn't in the original story

Translate version

"
Bryant Johnson reportedly told police that the only way he could get back to the aliens, was drinking alcohol. He had to come back, he had been sent to 2017, but allegedly should have been sent to 2018. "

It was this part who made me smile

A person addicted to this liquid can come up the funniest and or the weirdest excuses/things so they can get something to drink.

Markus

Nikita · 10-08-17, 03:23 PM

We, the Aliens, have never been in contact with Bryant Johnson. But our lawyer will contact him.

10-07-17, 03:07 PM	#1
mapuc Fleet Admiral Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 18,141 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	The side effect of too much alcohol We all know what happens to a person when he or she drink to much Such as seeing things or believe things which ain't real. http://k2radio.com/bryant-johnson-of...time-traveler/ Markus

10-07-17, 09:02 PM	#3
Rockstar Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 11,969 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Alcohol also has great benefits. A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers. __________________ Guardian of the honey and nuts Let's assume I'm right, it'll save time.

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Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 32,842 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Yes Rockstar always has a little bit of wisdom to share! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

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STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I recommend a nice mug of Mocha Coffee and a wee dram of Scot Whiskey in with it. I'm drinking one right now...Mmmmmm. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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Commander Wallace Navy Seal Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Under the sea in an Octupus garden in the shade Posts: 5,023 Downloads: 360 Uploads: 0	One side effect of too much alcohol is individuals usually break out in handcuffs. People like that usually have their bail bondsman on speed dial.

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Sean C Grey Wolf Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: Norfolk, VA Posts: 917 Downloads: 12 Uploads: 2	Haha, nice!

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Mr Quatro Navy Seal Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 6,772 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Drop after drop, week after week, month after month, year after year, decade after decade till something goes wrong inside of your body ... who's to blame? You or the alcohol? Gratify your senses and face the consequences later ... were all going to die, that's for sure. Some sooner than later __________________ pla•teau noun a relatively stable level, period, or condition a level of attainment or achievement Lord help me get to the next plateau ..

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vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,523 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	I'll drink to that... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

10-08-17, 09:20 AM	#12
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,523 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	On the other hand, not breathing the air tends to have a terminal effect on the ageing process... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

10-08-17, 03:14 PM	#14
mapuc Fleet Admiral Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 18,141 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	In the Danish version there was a bit of the story who wasn't in the original story Translate version " Bryant Johnson reportedly told police that the only way he could get back to the aliens, was drinking alcohol. He had to come back, he had been sent to 2017, but allegedly should have been sent to 2018. " It was this part who made me smile A person addicted to this liquid can come up the funniest and or the weirdest excuses/things so they can get something to drink. Markus

10-08-17, 03:23 PM	#15
Nikita Electrician's Mate Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Under the sea Posts: 140 Downloads: 119 Uploads: 0	We, the Aliens, have never been in contact with Bryant Johnson. But our lawyer will contact him.