[Moonlight]

Bozo Johnson gone and Nadine Dorries gone, both on the same day too, those by-elections will test the mood of those two Tory constituencies, will they hold them?, yes, but they've never fought for those seats in the economic conditions that are upon us today, so they're in for a war. 7,210 majority for Bozo in his Uxbridge and South Ruislip constituency and 24,664 for Nadine in her Mid Bedfordshire constituency, let the lies and deceit commence, plus, the dirty tricks brigade from all 3 parties will be out in force.
"TIP" if you want to know the winner before the results are confirmed just follow the blood trails from each nominee, some of them will be needing blood transfusions on a daily basis so they'd better get some battle hardened candidates in.

The upbringing of Harriet and Nadine.
In an alternative universe somewhere these two MP's have been switched at birth and have been given to the wrong families, the realisation years later by the women would make for a great Black Mirror episode written by "Charlie Brooker". he might even make an 8 to 10 part series out of the lives of these two women, hmmmm, I wonder what Charlie and his wife "Konnie Huq" could cook up with this scenario eh?.

Harriet Harman, a Labour Party MP who was brought up to be a next generation Champagne Charlotte.

Early life and career.
Harriet Ruth Harman was born at 108 Harley Street in London, and privately educated at St Paul's Girls' School. She is a daughter of John Bishop Harman, a Harley Street doctor, and his wife Anna née Spicer, a barrister, who gave up practising when she had children and who was the Liberal Party candidate for Hertford in the 1964 general election. Harman's paternal grandfather Nathaniel Bishop Harman, an ophthalmic surgeon, was a prominent Unitarian and the Spicer family were well-known Congregationalists. Her paternal aunt was Elizabeth Pakenham, Countess of Longford (née Harman), the wife of former Labour minister Frank Pakenham, 7th Earl of Longford, and her cousins include the writers Lady Antonia Fraser, Lady Rachel Billington and Thomas Pakenham, Earl of Longford. Her great-grandfather was Arthur Chamberlain a industrialist. Harman is a great-great-niece of the Liberal statesman Joseph Chamberlain, and is a cousin once removed of former Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain and former Foreign Secretary Austen Chamberlain. She is also related to Liberal politician Richard Chamberlain, MP. Through her uncle Lord Pakenham she is related by marriage to former Prime Minister David Cameron, whom she faced as Leader of the Opposition. Her cousin Rachel Billington is also godmother to former Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

Nadine Dorries, a Conservative Party MP who was brought up as a next generation member of the Tory Party and, boy oh boy, did that out of touch Tory Party need these next gen members.

Early life and career.
Dorries was born Nadine Vanessa Bargery in Liverpool on 21 May 1957. Her father, a Catholic of Irish descent, was a bus driver who became a lift operator and had Raynaud's disease. She was brought up in the Anfield district of Liverpool, where she attended Rose Heath Primary School. She then attended Halewood Grange Comprehensive School before moving with her family to Runcorn. She grew up on a council estate and entered nursing in 1975 as a trainee at Warrington General Hospital. According to an interview with The Times in 2014, Dorries' parents divorced during her adolescence. While training to be a nurse at 21, she shared a flat with her father. He died at the age of 42. From 1978 to 1981, Dorries was a nurse in Warrington and Liverpool according to a 2009 report. Her CV when she was a parliamentary candidate in 2001 stated Liverpool and London as places where she worked as a nurse. She left the Liverpool area after she married mining engineer Paul Dorries.
As Nadine Bargery, she was selected as the prospective parliamentary candidate (PPC) for Hazel Grove, near Manchester in spring 2000. Her candidacy split the constituency party, and she was briefly deselected in August[12] before being imposed by Conservative Central Office. Dorries worked for three years as a special adviser to Oliver Letwin, when Shadow Chancellor, to sort out his relations with the media amongst other things.