Shewt... everyone knows that Neal founded this place with a basket full of hardtack and ten-thousand flagons' full of the earliest member's homebrew grog (just add water! =D). That latter bit would be my specialty... dehydrated grog, y'know. It's all the rage up in the Uhlaskuhn Pun-insula, where men are harder than hard and wimmin complain that it ain't hard enough.
Visit Uhlaskuh... or we'll kick your ass! 