Sorry I went off track asking for a miracle instead of of a wish.
Chock...
Granted, you are in Dixie. However all is not quite as the song suggests and in a fit of depression and rage you will hack of your own head with a cooking spoon.
Letum...
Granted, you have a sandwich. However it contains the Salmonella bug which will nearly kill you until you are rushed to a hospital. In hospital you contract MRSA which does kill you, horribly.
I wish I had a faster motorbike.....
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Sir Humphey Appleby, GCB, KBE, MVO and MA. Britain's Greatest Orator, well bar that Churchill fellow.
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