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Originally Posted by Torplexed
Congratulations on yer magnificent feat of navigation Akula.  The Iron Cross is yours. However, as to the frauleins, as a proud U-Boat captain you do realize that part of your job is having ever more difficult obstacles to overcome...
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What?! The Erie Canal? How come I didn't hear about this before now...
Are you just using the ol' carrot on a stick ploy with me, Torp? Was it all just a fleeting illusion of fanciful delectation to keep me circling the globe? Have I been mislead by the whispered tales of wealth beyond mortal imagination and women of incredible beauty lavishing me with untold sensual delights? Am I just a pawn in your evil plans for world domination?
Oh woe is me... I may have to figure out a way to acquire an American submarine for the Erie.
