"I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got them on, I'll never know." - Sun Tzu,
The Art of War
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Karl Marx,
Das Kapital
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." - Niccolo Machiavelli,
The Prince