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Old 04-02-12, 08:14 PM   #228
krashkart
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Originally Posted by nikimcbee View Post
I've seen the google earth photos of Neil Stephens of tractorsim. He's from Waco (TX), on his riding lawn mower and he wears black socks and sandals whilst working.
I think that's one of the signs of the end of the world.


As the Mayans wrote in an as-yet undiscovered proverb on primitive lawn care,

Before the world goes kaput, we think it's only fair that we leave a small, insignifcant clue for the future doomsayers to argue over:

He who drives a lawnmower in his black socks, whilst wearing sandals, shall be the harbinger of your impending collective demise. So be it known that on the day the Google Heathens steal his soul into their cartography records will be the day that the end of the universe as we know begins to unfold.

Have a great day! =D

-The Mayans






This Neil Stephens fellow must be some sort of ethereal lynch pin that holds that universe together. Kinda like the Fifth Element in a way.
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