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Old 12-20-09, 11:11 AM   #14
Onkel Neal
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I apologize for beating a dead horse, but I feel compelled to tell a personal story regarding this website.

In early 2000, I was an internet novice. Playing submarine simulations without knowledge of patches and mods....
Wow, thanks for the wonderful testimonial, Tom.





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Done mate! Would be lost without Subsim, one of those things in life I take for granted!!
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You will find a tidy sum posted.


Merry Christmas Neal.
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Two Russians and a Czechoslovakian were hunting in the woods.
They were attack and eaten by two bears....

This is truly a great site and most worthy of our support.

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Thanks, Magic, love the humor Now for an awesomely bad joke of my own. Last week my buddy Jesse, my ex, and I attended my daughter's 8th grade band concert. We were sitting in the auditorium with the parents and friends and looking over the program with the selections of music.

Tonight's Selections
Joyful and Triumphant
African Noel
Who Let the Elves Out?
Deck the Halls with Chips and Salsa
Latin Bell Carol
The Nuts and Crackers Sweet!
The Name's Claus...Santa Claus

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As you can see, a couple of songs were retitled with punny play on words. Jesse, who is a Mexican-American, leaned over and proudly whispered, "Hey, see the African Noel? I'm glad to see they did not forget us Mexicans, see the Latin Carol, and the Salsa?"

I pointed to the word "Crackers" in the The Nuts and Crackers Sweet and replied, "Yeah, there I am, too!"

When the band conductor was introducing the final piece of music, The Name's Claus...Santa Claus, she said, "This next piece is a combination of James Bond themes and Christmas favorites.
Without a pause I commented, "Double - ho - ho - seven"

And now you know why Jerry Seinfeld won't talk to me anymore!



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Lucky for you it's Christmas... well, almost.
That's the spirit!

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Just gave my share. Not min, not max, but the golden middle. All that snow out there (first since several years) made me sentimental...
I really appreciate every donation, thanks, Marc.
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