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Gut Wrench · 10-17-11, 10:41 PM

THE IMMACULATE SEASON
Dragons are 6-0.

Week Six in the 2011 Subsim Fantasy Football, and we needed all of Monday night to find a result in four of this weeks games. That's a short time to turn around a weekly report, but this isn't some hick show called Sportscenter, this is Subsim.

We'll get to those games after this public service announcement.

NOMINATE SUBSIM FFL REPORTS FOR THIS YEARS "BEST OF SUBSIM".

A divisional match up, the #1 and #2 teams in the league and their first head to head meeting, this game of the week had everything riding on it. The Dragons, the hottest team in the league at 5-0 going against the huge scoring 4-1 Ghost Monkeys. These two coaches are no stranger to big games, having met each other for the last few years in one franchise or another, and this game was no exception. Colt McCoy (Monkeys) and Sam Bradford (Dragons) played almost identical games, but it was the Dragons running game behind Ahmad Bradshaw that was just able to stretch LeSean McCoy (Monkeys). The Dragons advance to a two game divisional lead over the Ghost Monkeys. And the '72 Dolphins are looking very nervous as the champagne stays on the ice with the Dragons, looking for the Immaculate Season, move to 6-0.

In the Surface Skimmers divisional match up, the Guns of Hochuli were looking to be the other 6-0 team, but hosting the Australian Taipans on Monday night has proven to be tough. In the last 4 weeks, the Taipans are 3-1 on Monday Night. The Gunners, playing their second team (4 on byes, 1 ruled out) held a 25 point lead Monday Night but it wasn't enough when the Taipans back up QB Mark Sanchez walked in for 6. Taipans knock off the Guns of Hochuli 114 - 87.

Finally reaching .500%, the Wild Boston Terriers have found their bark as they flossed their teeth against the struggling Reapers. The Terriers, still pulling good money in Vegas to win this league, showed one of their more dominating performances 112 - 71.

Proving you don't have to score a lot of points to win and still put on a good game, the BP Badasses were hosting Every Given Sunday. Unable to make the last minute changes to the teams, this was another game with 4 of the starters sitting in the grandstand drinking beer. With three of their starters missing, Every Given Sunday some how defeats the Badasses 64-42. (Is this the lowest winning score ever?)

The Monday Night Thriller was the Black cats hosting the Helmand Nighthawks. The Nighthawks, wondering what bus hit them back to 1-4, were holding out for just 2 catches or 25 yards for Plexico Burress to win the game. It wasn't to be, and the Cats coach was overjoyed as crossed the field to shake hands with Mr Chris. After a backslap, Mr Chris who was nude sunbathing the day prior and extremely sunburned, grimaced at the action. Mr Chris chased down Coach FYC to ask for some Aloe Vera lotion. The Coach claimed he didn't have any but Mr Chris knew better. Coach Chris attempted to pat down The Coach but found none. The League Commissioner has taken no action on the sly grope, but has now issued aloe Vera to all coaches at each games.

Each week, the Associated Subsim Writers (ASW) will nominated their Most Valuable Torpedo (MVT) of the week, the single player who proved decisive in their teams performance.

You don't have to be 6-0 to win the weekly award. For the effort of 2 touchdowns and 139 yards, scoring 25.35 points, the Associated Subsim Writers are pleased to present Michael Turner of the Delaware Destroyers with the Week Six MVT.

10-17-11, 10:41 PM	#45
Gut Wrench Chief Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Everywhere Posts: 321 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	THE IMMACULATE SEASON Dragons are 6-0. Week Six in the 2011 Subsim Fantasy Football, and we needed all of Monday night to find a result in four of this weeks games. That's a short time to turn around a weekly report, but this isn't some hick show called Sportscenter, this is Subsim. We'll get to those games after this public service announcement. NOMINATE SUBSIM FFL REPORTS FOR THIS YEARS "BEST OF SUBSIM". A divisional match up, the #1 and #2 teams in the league and their first head to head meeting, this game of the week had everything riding on it. The Dragons, the hottest team in the league at 5-0 going against the huge scoring 4-1 Ghost Monkeys. These two coaches are no stranger to big games, having met each other for the last few years in one franchise or another, and this game was no exception. Colt McCoy (Monkeys) and Sam Bradford (Dragons) played almost identical games, but it was the Dragons running game behind Ahmad Bradshaw that was just able to stretch LeSean McCoy (Monkeys). The Dragons advance to a two game divisional lead over the Ghost Monkeys. And the '72 Dolphins are looking very nervous as the champagne stays on the ice with the Dragons, looking for the Immaculate Season, move to 6-0. In the Surface Skimmers divisional match up, the Guns of Hochuli were looking to be the other 6-0 team, but hosting the Australian Taipans on Monday night has proven to be tough. In the last 4 weeks, the Taipans are 3-1 on Monday Night. The Gunners, playing their second team (4 on byes, 1 ruled out) held a 25 point lead Monday Night but it wasn't enough when the Taipans back up QB Mark Sanchez walked in for 6. Taipans knock off the Guns of Hochuli 114 - 87. Finally reaching .500%, the Wild Boston Terriers have found their bark as they flossed their teeth against the struggling Reapers. The Terriers, still pulling good money in Vegas to win this league, showed one of their more dominating performances 112 - 71. Proving you don't have to score a lot of points to win and still put on a good game, the BP Badasses were hosting Every Given Sunday. Unable to make the last minute changes to the teams, this was another game with 4 of the starters sitting in the grandstand drinking beer. With three of their starters missing, Every Given Sunday some how defeats the Badasses 64-42. (Is this the lowest winning score ever?) The Monday Night Thriller was the Black cats hosting the Helmand Nighthawks. The Nighthawks, wondering what bus hit them back to 1-4, were holding out for just 2 catches or 25 yards for Plexico Burress to win the game. It wasn't to be, and the Cats coach was overjoyed as crossed the field to shake hands with Mr Chris. After a backslap, Mr Chris who was nude sunbathing the day prior and extremely sunburned, grimaced at the action. Mr Chris chased down Coach FYC to ask for some Aloe Vera lotion. The Coach claimed he didn't have any but Mr Chris knew better. Coach Chris attempted to pat down The Coach but found none. The League Commissioner has taken no action on the sly grope, but has now issued aloe Vera to all coaches at each games. Each week, the Associated Subsim Writers (ASW) will nominated their Most Valuable Torpedo (MVT) of the week, the single player who proved decisive in their teams performance. You don't have to be 6-0 to win the weekly award. For the effort of 2 touchdowns and 139 yards, scoring 25.35 points, the Associated Subsim Writers are pleased to present Michael Turner of the Delaware Destroyers with the Week Six MVT.