[Kapitan_Phillips]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Bernard: Manny! Manny! Manny Manny Manny Manny.
Manny: Will you stop shouting at me.
Bernard: Sorry. Where's the cork- your hair looks amazing. Where's the corkscrew?
Manny: I don't know. I don't know where anything is. Have you been back there recently? It's like Dresden.
Bernard: The place isn't that bad.
Manny: It is that bad. For one thing, didn't you have a cat?
Bernard: Oh yeah! Where'd he go?
Manny: I found him.
Bernard: Really? Brilliant!
Manny: No. No. You... don't want to see him... (clutches his leg) Ooh ow! Ow!
Bernard: What's up with you.
Manny: It's brought on my cramp. I get a terrible cramp when I'm stressed.
Bernard: Well don't be stressed. Why are you stressed?
Manny: Because I opened the fridge door, there's shin bandages next to the cheese.
Bernard: That's just a little...
Manny: There's jam in the bath!
Bernard: Oh come on!
Manny: You're a filth wizard. Friend only to the pig and the rat. Look, look! (opens a box with pizza in it)
Bernard: Pizza! I was going to warm it and eat it later! Everybody does that! It's normal. You are looking for things to complain about.
Manny: And what are these? (points inside the pizza box)
Bernard: Wasps.