Oddballski: "Sir, I was thinking something on the order of "The Tipperary Song." It's the only one we know."
Philovich: "Wasn't that done in another submarine movie?"
O: "Where do you think we learned the words?"
P: "Very well. The Tipperary Song it is. <sigh>"
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USS Dallas:
Kirk: "CRAP! I thought I just heard some singing."
Crap: <listening closely> "You're right! Conn, Sonar, the contact is singing!"
CS: "What song? I'm partial to Yellow Submarine."
C: "No, sir, it's The Tipperary Song."
CS: "Wasn't that done on another submarine movie?"
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Meanwhile, Captain Second Rank Torplexedov was berating his chief engineer, Moriartyonovich, for more speed.
M: "Sirrrrrrrr! I kenna gie her no more! She's gie us all she's got!"
T: "Can the Commander Montgomery Scott imitation. We've got to catch up with the Red Herring. The Admiral want's his Home Theatre back."
M: "What imitation, Sirrrrrrrrr? Monty's me kin."
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