Oh!
My!
GOSH!
It worked! I now have it plugged into the back again, where I don't have to worry about it or look at it.
After all the warnings I've heard I was deathly afraid to touch anything in the Bios. Now I've learned something. I just hope it sticks with me.
Thanks Arclight!
And thanks SteamWake!
And special thanks to FIREWALL for all the extra time you put in!