Captain - We have a special mission today; if we will be victorious, we'll gain the Knights Cross!
Weapon Officer - Well, what are the orders?
Captain - We must sink the Queen Elizabeth, she's sailing in a convoy with another great ship!
WO - O my God! This is Super!
--- After 10 hours of difficult navigation
C. - We're on target! Great! Set torpedoes for sink the Queen Elizabeth!
W. O. - Yes sir.. But..
C. - Fast! They're pointing us!
W.O. - What is the Queen Elizabeth we must sink???
C. - FAAAASSSTT!
(In the heaven)
W.O. Too late, ser...