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Old 01-04-22, 02:04 PM   #24
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ALL STAR TEAM NAMED
Honoring the Greatest



Ladies and gentlemen, the highest honor of the year within the Subsim Fantasy Football League is not to win the Torpedo Bowl - which is really nice to do, but to be recognized as part of the team which honors a stalwart of the community. Each season in week fifteen, the Associated Subsim Writers, huddle for a weekend and begin to select their best players, but more importantly, they select the honoree. Past winner have come from all walks of life, all oh whom have had a profound effect on the players and coaches.

This year, the honoree had been chosen and balloting for the final positions were being tabulated, when we received word of the sudden passing of, perhaps, the most significant honoree in the game. The Associated Subsim Writers have never before revised their honoree, and to the Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Phillip, we remember you and thank you - and accord you the majesty of your service.

After you were gone, we lost our undisputed Monarch, and for that, we must accord.

Ladies and Gentlemen, for the 2021 season, it is with great honor that we introduce our all star class, with a particular nod to Mister Stevens - the John Madden Raiders.







QB: Josh Allen (Guns of Hochuli)


WR: Cooper Kupp (Helmand Nighthawks), Devonte Adams (Black Cats) Deebo Samuel (Australian Taipans)


RB: Johnathon Taylor (Drunk Monkeys) Austin Eckler (Black Cats)


TE: Mark Abdrews (Who Dat Nation Rises)


K: Nick Folk (Australian Taipans)


DEF: Dallas (Helmand Nighthawks)


BENCH: Tom Brady (Helmand Nighthawks) Stefan Diggs (Who Dat Nation Rises) Joe Nixon (Australian Taipans) Travis Kelce (Australian Taipans) Justin Tucker (Who Dat Nation Rises) New England (Australian Taipans).


That wraps it up for another year folks, and what a wild year it was. We'll be back again next summer when we get ready to go through the sixteen (or seventeen) of the most frustrating pretend weeks of football you have ever seen...since at least last season, where the only thing that matters is "just win baby".

On behalf of the Associated Subsim Writers, we thank you for your patronage, for your readership, and your continued support of the site.

Adieu
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