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Old 06-10-23, 12:19 AM   #4365
magic452
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An old married couple just learned how to text so the wife decides to send a romantic note and she writes:
"If you are eating send me a taste
If you are drinking send me a sip
If you are laughing send me a smile
If you are asleep send me a dream"

After a few minutes, the husband texts back;
"I'm on the toilet, please advise."


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