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Old 05-25-09, 05:03 PM   #5
kaptkirkU4467
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USS Dallas..

Petty Officer Crap:" Conn, sonar! Crazy Neal!"
Captain Squid: All stop! Quick quiet!

Kirk: "What's goin' on? "
Crap: Russian captains sometime turn suddenly to see if anyone's behind them. We call it "Crazy Neal." The only thing you can do is go dead. Shut everything down and make like a hole in the water.

Kirk: So what's the catch?
Crap: "The catch is, a boat this big doesn't exactly stop on a dime... and if we're too close, we'll drift right into the back of him.
Kirk: And thats not good, right near the Hearshey Highway..."
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Red Herring...

Captain Phil keyed the all ship MC,:"A great day comrades, we sail into history!
It reminds me of the heady days of Spudnik and Huey, Dewey, and Yuri.. when the world trembled at the sound of our rockets. Now they will tremble again - at the sound of our silence.
The order is: engage the Centipede Silent Drive!

OddBallski: :Sir...can we sing a song?"

Captain Phil tighted his seat belt,:"Sure...how about ..Ice Ice Baby...I always liked that one."
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