Oddball comes up from the cellar and tugs on Squid's coat tails.
Oddball: Umm..yeah man....like we got a small problem. It's not real big but you know, hey...it could be worse.
CS: What is it this time?
Oddball: Well you know those big kegs in the cellar?
CS: Yeaahhh......the kegs full of Phil Ale?
Oddball: Like..dont sweat it man. Like...the guys are having fun and...
CS: Oddball...WHAT happened?
Moritarty comes up from the cellar....totally drenched.
M: Oddball! there's Phil ale all over the damn place!
CS: Oddball...explain!
Oddball: Well the guys were bored, so we like cut the kegs in half and made them like....little ships to float in. We took some potatoes from the storage room and are using them as shells to fire back and forth. Ya know....fun.
CS: Ugh!!!
Squid reaches over and presses the BLUE button.....
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