Granted! You find yourself suddenly wanting to accessorize and color match your wardrobe, your sense of direction is useless and you find yourself crying spontaneously over "sad and silly" afternoon soap operas. Your monthly cellphone bill goes throught the ceiling as you find it impossible not to gossip for hours about the other women in your sewing circle. Then there is the monthly "Curse of Eve" and mood swings to deal with... along with a strange desire to relate to RuPaul...
I wish the air was cleaner...
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