Tell ya what...
I'll drive!
Won't cost you anything either!
We'll just mosey on over to one of the local Danish ambulance stations...
I'll flash my official-looking EMS I.D. and borrow one of their big flashing boxes...
...and we'll be there in ten minutes or less...
(If I could drive one and survive in Houston... I can drive ANYWHERE!!! LOL!)
Lickety split! Easy as pie.
Dibs on the stretcher anyone?