*Onboard the Dallas*
Jester Ryan: So Bart....may I call you Bart?
Bart De Sailormancuso: No, you may call me Captain.
Jester Ryan: OK Bart. The captain's name that we are after is called...ummm...is ... well that's not important. Anyways, I know this guy very well and have met him at a Russian Embassy dinner a few years back.
Bart De Sailormancuso: You say you know this "guy"
Jester Ryan: Yep. I know him well.
Bart De Sailormancuso: How can you know this "guy" well and not even remember his name??!
Jester Ryan: It's this metal plate in my head. Got it put in a few years back. Every time I go through a metal detector, alarms go off and I lose my memory for about 10 seconds. It's crazy. Sometimes I can even hear radio broadcasts in my head. Wild man...just wild.
Bart De Sailormancuso: Well this "guy" of yours....we've been tracking him for a while now. We had to break off contact to come pick you up.
*A petty officer delivers a message to the captain*
Bart De Sailormancuso: It seems this friend of yours is being hunted by the Russians themselves. Russians are alerting us that he has gone rogue and intends to launch missiles full of crunchy egg salad at the United States.
Jester Ryan: I HATE crunchy egg salad!
Bart De Sailormancuso: Me too....this will be one hell of a mess....
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