Jester: Admiral....you've got to get me on that sub...the Dallas.
Admiral Painter: No way son, the Dallas is way far out there. We'd have have to strip down the Sea Queen and fill her full of fuel and red shoes.
Jester: Ummm...the Sea Queen?
Admiral Painter: Yeah...normally it's a Sea King helo. However, it needed paint and we ran out of the normal stuff. All we had left was a bit of red and white...and not enough to do the whole job. So...we mixed them and now it's pink.
Jester: And the red shoes?
Admiral Painter: For good luck. We always throw in a pair each liftoff. The pilot insists. She's quite finicky about it.
Jester: She?
Admiral Painter: Commander Sharks...somethin'-or-other. I forget.
Jester: Admiral. Intel reports that the Red Herring may be trying to offload a bunch of Chucks onto American soil. Word is that they're all nuns!
Admiral Painter: All nuns?!?! Ain't NO WAY those NUN-CHUCKS are making it to America on my watch!
*lifts the phone*
Admiral Painter: CAG!! I need the Sea Queen prepped for long range PRONTO!!!
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