At the Naval High Command in Freezeyurbuttski, the Admiral arrived in his fancy stretch Lada limousine.
"Admiral Gstewskaya, I have your mail on the desk. Would you like some tea?"
"No, today I would like some ... Hot Chocolate." Then, he started reading his stack of letters. About halfway down, he came across a hand-written envelope from his old friend, Captain First Rank Philovich.
Slicing open the envelope, GStewskaya took a healthy swallow of Hot Chocolate, which, by now, was drinkable. After the first paragraph, the "Hot" Chocolate sprayed out as his face turned a bright crimson. "Commander Steveski! Get me Captain Second Rank Torplexedov!"
"Sir?"
"Captain Philovich has STOLEN the Red Herring! And I just had a killer Home Theatre installed! My insurance rates will go through the roof!"
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