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Old 04-03-09, 03:09 PM   #9
Capt Squid
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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A large, burly driver appears at the loading dock doors.

"Where ya want this, mac?"

J: "Want what?"

Driver: "I got this truckload of grape Nehi and crunchy egg salad sandwiches to deliver."

Gunter: "Crunchy egg salad? Does that mean..."

CS: "Yep, he's still around. Where, I don't know. Driver, bring that stuff to the chill box. But leave one case of Nehi out where it's warm."

Driver: "Warm Nehi? Ugh!"

CS: "Tell me about it. We got one customer that likes it that way."

Driver: "Ok, bud, it's his funeral."
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