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Gunter bellied up to the bar and Squid took out a frosty mug from the cooler and walked to the tap. He reached and pulled the tap down and ...
POOF..........!!!
Out goes the power.
Kirk (From basement): SORRY!!!
A few moments later...........the power returns...a bit brighter than normal.
Squid again reaches for the tap.....BRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZAPPPP!!
Squid: AIYEEEE!!
POOF ......!!!!
Kirk (From basement): SORRY!!! I knew I should have cut the blue wire!!
*CLICK*
A flashlight illuminates Squid and Gunter.
Jester: I thought we did away with G/K Electrical?
Gunter: We did....but damn if they didn't come back at us for breach of contract and threatened a lawsuit.
Jester: Let me guess....the Three Amigo lawyers?
Gunter: Yep. Dewey Cheatham & Howe.
Jester splashed a Phil Red label over Squid to wake him up.
Jester: You Ok there ol' buddy?
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Jim Nowak
 
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