That's because everybody hates you, and is secretly laughing behind your back.
For voices from Das Boot, check here:
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/down...o=file&id=1083
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/down...o=file&id=1529
I thought there was a German voice pack with files from SH3, but it doesn't seem to be at Subsim Downloads. Find a post by Plissken04 to see if he has one at his download site. I'll bet he does.