John and Mary meet each other on a cruise and they hit it off very well. It turns out they both enjoy the same things and they continue to see each other after the cruise is over.
They both realize that they are meant for each other and at dinner in an upscale restaurant John proposes marriage but says to her,
"Before you answer, I have to confess one thing, I am totally into golf. I play three or four times a week, I watch it on TV and I try to go to tournaments whenever possible. Golf is always on my mind".
Mary looks at him and says, "I also have a confession, you don't know this about me but I'm a hooker."
John is quiet when he hears this but then says, "It's probably because your moving your wrists on your swing."..
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Reported lost 11 Feb. 1942
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