1. Huge flat screen
2. German lingo
3. 2 cases of Dortmunder beer
4. Pipe my Benz exhaust into the house to get all "Diesely"
5. Cook up a pot of Sauerkraut and cabbage for aromatherapy along with not flushing the toilets for a week prior to movie time.
6. Let the bathtub overflow for flooding effect.
7. Invite the middle aged German lady over who has a better mustache than mine.
