"Hey Alois, didn't we forget to put something on her?"
"Hmm... nope looks fine to me."
"Yeah, you're probably right."
*5 Days Later; Bismarck is Well Out Into the Sea*
"Oh hell."
"What?"
"We forgot the gun turrets."
"HEY! Yeah that's right! I was wondering what w- oo... that's a major boo-boo on our part, yeah?"
"Yep... well this will all blow over soon, Kurt."
*1 Month Later; Bismarck Has Sunk Due to an Attack by the Hood*
"Alois G. Beckmann and Kurt W. Fuchs, you stand accused of incompetence and recklessness in the line of duty before the court this very day. How do y- oh **** it. We all know you're guilty. Death by firing squad. NEXT!"
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