Wow, this thread is more intertaining than any TV show! Well, maybe not the A-Team or Different Strokes, but I digress. I can't believe you all would take advantage of our beloved moderator (KP) while he's on holiday with his girlfriend. He's going to come back, and the thread will be on fire, broken windows, goats running wild through the house... and KP will have to clean up the mess.
I guess the next thing is, the PLA will be moderating this thread, and look what they are doing in Tibet.
Besides, everybody knows we should dump the U-boats and have I-boats (Japanese submarines) instead!