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Pax Melmacia · 08-29-06, 01:23 AM

And to think all these years I believed Grandpa Abe Simpson's version.

I have a thread around here somewheres on how some brave Yank always manages to find himself in battles where no American actually participated.

Here in the Philippines a favorite staple is how said Yank manages to defeat an entire Japanese garrison at a time when most Americans in the area were either in prison or just laying low. The favorite secret weapon, of course, is a submachinegun with 'smart' bullets where one magazine can wipe out an entire platoon. Oh. And the grenades that always land an inch from the enemy's foot.

08-29-06, 01:23 AM	#17
Pax Melmacia Watch Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Philippines Posts: 27 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	And to think all these years I believed Grandpa Abe Simpson's version. I have a thread around here somewheres on how some brave Yank always manages to find himself in battles where no American actually participated. Here in the Philippines a favorite staple is how said Yank manages to defeat an entire Japanese garrison at a time when most Americans in the area were either in prison or just laying low. The favorite secret weapon, of course, is a submachinegun with 'smart' bullets where one magazine can wipe out an entire platoon. Oh. And the grenades that always land an inch from the enemy's foot.