There's a bar on the 90th floor of the Empire State Building
A regular at the bar was chatting with some tourists...
Regular: you know, there's a secret about this building. If you jump out this window, there's an updraft at the 80th story that will bring you right back into this bar.
Tourist: Really?
Regular: Watch me
the regular jumps out the window and drops from 90 to 85...80...and he flies right back up into the window.
Tourist: That was so cool!
Regular: you try it
Tourist: Okay
the tourist nervously jumps out the window and drops form 90 to 85...80...60...and he falls to his death.
Bartender: You know, you can be a real a$$hole when you've been drinking, Superman!
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