Climate change, nuclear war, colliding universes, but my only chance of end of times will be nukes. It brings back memories of nuke drills as a kid in school when we were told to get under our desk and not look at the bright light...
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You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.
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