Hey you two, Its called British humour, if you don't understand it don't comment on it, I'm sure Mr beanie can take care of himself with out any other members poking their nose in and creating a bleeding mountain out of a molehill.
If Mr beanie doesn't like the urine being extracted out of him (commonly known in England as taking the piss) all he has to do is say so, I'll just mark him down as another humourless yankee from across the pond, which from what I've seen over the years is not the case.
Now Mr beanie, I understand its not going to be possible to have the USS "Sally Sparrow" sailing the seven seas, well all I can say to that is its a damned shame old boy, a real damned shame.