Once a week
Maurice was not having a good day on the golf course.
After he missed a twelve inch putt, his partner asked him what the problem was.
"It's the wife" said Maurice. "As you know, she's taken up golf, and since she's been playing, she's cut my sex down to once a week."
"Well you should think yourself lucky," said his partner. "She's cut some of us out altogether!"
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