[Hottentot]

When you've read one, you've read them all. Let's see...

There are two heroes. One has blond and the other has black hair. Otherwise they both look the same.

The heroes are trained in every single piece of equipment of every single army of the world. Much like in Operation Flashpoint.

The heroes get into an impossible situation in one panel, which is then solved in the next panel by narrator starting the sentence with the word "somehow..."

The heroes are helped by allies who are all incompetent cowards. But seeing the heroes being heroes, the allies find courage and skill they never knew they had and in the end redeem themselves by saving one of the heroes.

There is an anal retentive officer, who serves as the comic relief and light antagonist for the heroes.

The villain is a "fanatical Nazi" and usually an SS-man.

The villain casually kills pretty much every nameless filler character he comes across, no matter if it makes sense or not.

There is a good German who hates Nazis and defects. He dies.

If he doesn't die, the heroes and him become friends after the war and the narrator says something incredibly corny like "there were good men on both sides of the war."

The Germans are capable of saying only few words, among the most popular sentences being "Nein, aargh!!"