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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve
No, but stay away from Helgoland!  |
Fellow Kaleu! Hear me!
What Sailor the Steve (mightiest of them all) speaks is truth! Helgoland is ruled by leather-clad dominatrix. It is an island full of beautiful naked women who know when a man needs a beer, and their sandwich-making skills are unparalleled anywhere else in the world. No Kaleun worth his weight in mustard and delicious ham would dare subject his crew to such a place. Be warned! Helgoland is a place of forbidden fruits and... cheese platters. No crew who has gone there has ever returned!! 
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Last edited by krashkart; 04-16-12 at 09:14 AM.
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