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Originally Posted by Castout
Yea it's fake. I wonder too April fool is still some weeks away 
Why not US warship? Or carrier?  |
US supercarrier Lexington captured by Somali pirates, along with GW Bush and most of the IRS. GWB handed over to the Brits and promptly sent to jimbuna as slave labor. IRS fed to the sharks as none of the pirates can understand US tax code, and nobody in America wants them back.
Meanwhile, Subsim members hijack Australia's only functioning sub, hand it over to the mod community for overhaul and upgrade. That done, Australia now has the most devastating naval weapon in the world. Numerous immersive sound mods follow, including 5,000 hours of North Korean pop music.
frau kaleun, Reece, and TarJak team up and don their superhero skivvies; squaring off toe-to-toe with the Somali pirates. Castout and Dowly swing around the flanks in support of Task Force, who steams in with full TLAM Strike capabilities. Tragically, one missile flies ballistic, hitting the Lexington directly in the Subnuts. The carrier sinks in two feet of water, taking the lolcats thread with it.
Captain Neal Stevens, skipper of a nearby luxury passenger liner, witnessed the incident in its entirety. His only remark was, "They really should have used an additional server for that operation". Capt. Stevens could not be reached for that comment.
President Obama said during a morning press conference on E!, "The loss of the lolcats thread is a tragedy for the world. Iran will suffer mightily for this. As will North Korea, Azerbaijan, and certainly Hützovina."