Red Herring...
Captain Phil sat at the mess table with his first watch..
"We can not turn back...we must now head to America."
OddBallski:" I would like to see Montana..."
Phil sat his glass down,:"Theres nothing in Montana..."
OddBallski:" I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise hamsters, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... Maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that? "
Captain Phill:" I suppose....but they don't have roads in Montana..and it snows all year long."
OddBallski:"Well then,I will live in... Arizona...do they have roads there?"
Phill.." I suppose."
Captain Phil keyed the intercom,"Nav...this is the Captain,make a 360 deg turn to clear our baffles and prepare to engage the Centipede Silent Drive in 30 minutes."
"Captain,..this is the Nav station..port or starboard turn sir?"
Phill:"I dont know...flip a coin."
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