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The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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The last thing that blew my mind was the wind.
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A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
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Miss Puerto Rico married Miss Argentina. :yeah:
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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
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Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
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The only English words I saw in Japan were Sony and Mitsubishi.
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Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV.
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If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
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God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
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I wish that all of my enemies had three cars parked in front of their house. An ambulance, fire truck and police car.
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I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
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Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.
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