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Rockstar

01-02-23 02:51 PM

The end of science

World In Panic As Science Announces Retirement

https://babylonbee.com/news/world-in...ces-retirement

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — The entire world is in a panic this morning at the news that Dr. Fauci, the living embodiment of science itself, will be retiring in December. The scientific community is already announcing mass resignations now that the High Priest and the mediator between mankind and the laws of nature will be gone. Experts are predicting a dangerous rise in superstition, divination, and Twitter misinformation without the wise and infallible words of Fauci there to guide humanity toward safety and ultimate perfection.

"This is a disaster," said one scientist. "We are surely headed for another Dark Age without the transcendent wisdom of Gaia's Oracle here to guide us. The end is nigh."

Sources say Fauci plans to spend retirement golfing, spending time with family, and weaponizing Monkeypox in his basement.

Platapus

01-02-23 03:09 PM

that site has some funny stories

Catfish

01-02-23 03:47 PM

Rockstar is funny when it comes to politics

Skybird

01-02-23 04:18 PM

Science, and corrupted science, are two different things. Like a knife used for surgery is a good thing, and a knife used to stab a sleeping one from behind is not.
Show me a better tool to gain real knowledge on any topic, than science (uncorrupted, that is).

The corruption is the problem, not science itself. And man can and does corrupt evertyhing, including politics, spiritual motivations, and he even at least tries to corrupt logic and maths, too.

Rockstar

01-02-23 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Catfish (Post 2845298)

Rockstar is funny when it comes to politics

You know where I dwell. ;)

Reece

01-02-23 06:16 PM

^ That's disgusting!! :oops::doh:

em2nought

01-03-23 02:05 AM

"Science" might want to look for a locale without extradition. :D

Jimbuna

01-03-23 06:15 AM

Do people actually read this crap? :doh:

Rockstar

01-03-23 06:28 AM

Everyday, in fact I base my entire world view and existence on these articles. :D

Jimbuna

01-03-23 07:04 AM

I suspected as much :03:

Eichhörnchen

01-03-23 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 2845370)

Do people actually read this crap? :doh:

Wot - GT's? :haha:

Jimbuna

01-03-23 07:57 AM

:haha:

Platapus

01-03-23 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 2845370)

Do people actually read this crap? :doh:

"Best investigative reporting on the planet. Read the New York Times if you want, they get lucky sometimes" :D

August

01-04-23 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 2845387)

I suspected as much :03:

You do realize that it's just satire right?

nikimcbee

01-05-23 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 2845370)

Do people actually read this crap? :doh:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockstar (Post 2845377)

Everyday, in fact I base my entire world view and existence on these articles. :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by August (Post 2845812)

You do realize that it's just satire right?

Shhsh...

Jim, I need you to confirm this:
https://babylonbee.com/news/boris-jo...rd-of-manatees

:Kaleun_Wink:
If you sail west, stop by and I'll buy you a pint.

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