Thus:
Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus!
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer.

All US Presidents have worn glasses; some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a 'Friday the 13th'.

The mask worn by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.

Fictional/horror writer Stephen King sleeps with a nearby light on to calm his fear of the dark.

In 1865, slavery was abolished in the United States when 3/4 of the states supported the proposal, but it was not until 1995 that the state of Mississippi itself ratified the constitutional amendment.
However, they forgot to notify the archivist of the National Archives, so the Mississippi did not officially support the change until 2013, when they were made aware of the error by a couple of students.

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It's possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

No word in the English language rhymes with "wolf"

It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of its mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down.