[/quote]Season six Lost:
While Hurley and Jack are still playing ping-pong, a plane crashes on the island containing the Harlem Globetrotters. They set up a basketball league on the island, when this twarted by Sawyer stealing the island's only basketball to sell for booze on a new island that has a liquor store.[/quote]

Episode 95: Dowly (who crashed on the island back in episode 70, after playing IL-2 late one night) shows Hurley how to mod Silent Hunter 6 Wolves of the Baltic. They discover a Wal-mart on the north side of the island, where Jack now practices medicine. They vote on building a mass-transit system between Sawyer's hut and Kate's hut, but it goes down to destruction when Gilligan accidentally eats the design. Skipper hits Gilligan over the head with his hat, and is turned over to a new group of "others" for thearapy.
Skipper comes back from therapy, looking like Anna-Nicole Smith.




revisit

Right, I'm emailing that to the makers of the show. :rotfl:

Season 7:
Kate plots to meet this mystery Finnish man, known only as "The Ferret" locked up in the bunker playing Il-2 1946.:cool: She sends in Hurley to the bunker to tell the Ferret that they found a new modding tool for Il-2, but he must go to the compound to retrieve it. Sawyer gets wind of the plan and races to the compound first. The Ferret enters a dark room, where he sees a single light shining on a CD. The Ferret goes to pick the disk up when the light is switched on: Sawyer!

Flashback scene:

Dowly wakes up from a drunken stooper behind the couch, face down next to an empty bottle of cheap Serbian vodka. He looks up at his computer and sees the recent air to air carnage score in the subsim bi-plane challenge...

HunterICX: 14
Dowly: zero:huh:

A slurred "Feck"... and passes out again.:|\\


...meanwhile...

A new submarine surfaces off the beach... A German u-boat!:cool: Jack, who was fired from Wal-mart after trying to unionize the pharmacy, and Sayid paddle out on a raft to the u-boat. The hatch hisses and pops open...a short half boston terrier half man creature climbs out of the sub.

Jack says: "What the hell are you?"

The mystery man answers: I'm niki mbcee and I'm here for the subsim conference. Neal, you sure look different.

Jack: "I'm not Neal. Who's Neal?"

Mcbee: "This isn't Houston? Where am I then? I was playing SH3 for 36 hours straight when I had to go to the bathroom."

Sayid: "Dude, you're on Lost."

McBee: "Lost? No, $hit! I gotta met Dowly, he's here to?"

Sayid: "You know the Ferret?"

McBee: "Not really, but I tried to help rescue him when he was in the brig:roll: ."

Jack: "We will take you to him."

They paddle back to the beach where Juliet is. She finds herself strangly attracted to this newcomer to the island. She plots a plan to met this "McBee." Juliet, high on pheremones, digs around in her hut and puts several items in a backpack: Scented Candles, blind fold, message oil, and a towel. She quiety sneaks over to Mcbee's hut, where he is tied up to a palm tree.


Queue Lost music now.:cool: :oops:

ROFLMAO!! :rotfl::rotfl:

One thing tho... I WANT JULIETT!!! :cry:

just wait till next weeks episode.:hmm:

This keeps getting better and better....

http://www.filmfodder.com/tv/lost/ar...ate_juliet.jpg

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv...ogy/juliet.jpg
:lol:

Tonight on LOST...

Sawyer: "STAY away from Kate, she's my woman. It's bad enough with the Doc chasin' her, now you- No WAY!"

Dowly: "What the Feck are you talking about?"

Sawyer: "Don't play dumb with me, Swedish Hamptser!"

Dowly: "What? It's Finnish Ferret! And don't call me Swedish!"

Sawyer: "Whatever, Swedish, Norwegian, it's all the same."

Dowly lunges at Sawyer. Sawyer's punch lands in Dowly's gut. Dowly spins around and pokes Sawyer in the eye with an eye-poke, Then gives Sawyer a noogie on the head. Sawyer winces in pain and submits.

Sawyer: "Oh, enough already Hampster. Dude, why are fightin' like the Three Stooges?"

Dowly: "It's the secret Finnish warrior way, how the hell do you think we beat the Russians in '40, with lutefisk?"* Why did you attack me, I just want the disk, I have no interest in Kate. My only love is Il-2 and dominating Kratos. I have no time for women."

(*program note: Finns don't actually fight like the 3 Stooges.)

Sawyer: "Really? Hampster, that's all you do is play Il-2. That's hardcore. Here's the disk, there's nothing on it. Fish biscuit?"



Back at the beach...
Jack: "Sayid, does Locke know about the new submarine? We gotta keep him away from it."

Sayid: " I don't think so. Ever since that paddle ball washed up on shore, he's been pretty busy."


Flash Forward:
CNN reporter: "Today, somewhere in the South Pacific, an urgent message was recieved from a sinking merchant ship, saying they had been torpedoed and sinking rapidly. The message was cut off before the location could be obtained. The Russians and Chinese have denied envolvment. President Pelosi stated that we have disolved our navy, so it wasn't us."


Hurley, with cable hooked up to his hut, sits and watches re-runs of Scooby Doo.
He mumbles to himself "Scooby, dude don't take the scooby snack, it's not worth it."

Suddenly, an image apears before Hurley. "Hurley. Hurley. You must find Locke. Degobah system, yoda, new submarine."

hurley freaks out. "I don't see dead people, you're not real....Charley, go away!"

Charley: "Would you go to Locke for a Ho-Ho?"

Hurley: "Dude, no, you're dead! Dead dudes don't have real ho-hos."

Charley: "It's cream filled, plus, Locke has beer."

...Suddenly a second voice: "Who has beer?"

Subman1, this isn't your scene, get out of here, you'll ruin the atmosphere.

..."sorry.":roll:

Hurley races throught the jungle, no...waddles through the jungle to Locke's new home- the cabin."

Hurley approaches the cabin, wheezing heavily, Locke comes out.

"Hurley, is something wrong?"

"Locke, there's a (takes a bite from his 7th ho ho) dude, submarine, dog-guy with a white cap..."

"Hurley, slow down...what's going on? god, don't talk with your mouth full!"

"Hurry, there's a new sub, like all old and stuff, at the beach and this weird dog guy who wants to see the hobbit and a ferret. I don't know what he's talking about."

"Hurley, you gotta show me this sub."

Flashback:
"So, we've been going out for 15 minutes, wanna make out?"
"Bah, you look like a dog, I'd just assume kiss a wookie." A girl storms out of a nameless movie theater.

a young Mcbee shruggs and continues to each his popcorn.



There's a knock at the hut door.
"Come in."
Juliet: "You know Mcbee, ever since you've arrived on this island, my pheremone levels are, you know;) ;) very high. How about I rub your back with this astro-glide hot message oil." A tank top and a back-pack fall to the hut floor...

Ol' McBee: :p :o :o :o :o "Well, my collar is chafing me, you could take my collar off."

"okay, McBee, but my eyes are up here, look at the eyes."

McBee bursts out of the hut and runs to the nearest palm tree, sniffs, walks around three times and...

Juliet: "What, what, what the hell are you doing?"

"Marking my territory. It's a large island and there are A LOT of trees to mark!"

Juliet puts her tank top back :o :o :o on and runs out of the hut in tears. "That is so discusting."
Later that day, Juliet ponders to herself as she slowly walks in the surf; could she love someone who marks his territory. I could over look that....

A box brushes up against her foot. Juliet looks down; "What's this? Il-2 the 1952 Mig Alley missions add-on?"


Queue LOST music:|\\

You've worked in the Skipper and Gilligan. Don't suppose you could work in Dawn Wells? :up:

http://neptoon.homestead.com/Mary_Anne_Posing.jpg

Only if it's the 20 years Dawn Wells. ....hhhmm time machine???:hmm: :hmm:

okay, I saw the latest vanilla episode, Kate has a kid....


Dowly!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's warped, it's twisted, but it makes better sense than the show!:up:

:D Good one Nikimcbee , its a good laugh
but who am I playing in this part :doh: (dont watch LOST very closely)

HunterICX

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/3002/dowly7li.jpg

Blond hair???

you can watch online: www.abc.com
just find "lost" then click on it.