Did this all start over a screenshot someone had edited? I know about Bernard, but never understood exactly how the term was coined.

When your boat gets a problem, It is more than likely bernards fauld. He was made up and people have used his name when something goes rong ever since.;)

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Yep, it's as simple as that. The best things usually are. Dowly made a funny, and somebody else repeated it, and pretty soon it took on a life of its own.

There is an American equivalent....he's called Task Force :rotfl:

Yep he is a german spy who travled to america to damage and distroy there ships then the Americans ship him to britian so the americans have a chance, then he his plan is to get picked up by a U boat that it waiting for him in the English Channel to go back to Germany.:D I will distroy your boat.:arrgh!: Amasingly my name starts with the same letter as Bernards.:rotfl:

I found out what Bernard really looks like...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Montgomery.jpg

And he's really British.

And another one is dragged from the depths of time for no good reason. :nope:

Starting to wonder if this is intentional :hmmm:

Bernard loads torpedoes backwards.
Bernard confuses meters with yards.
Bernard practices his drums when running silent.
Bernard thinks he can drink the water faster then the leak is letting it in.
Bernard thinks crush depth is another name for happy hour.

Bernard is my captain. Oh captain, my captain...

http://www.bartleby.com/142/193.html

You got a problem with my username? lol im Just kidding :salute:

:har: :O:

I doubt he does, but I certainly have a problem with somebody replying to a comment made six years ago by a member who hasn't even visited this forum in almost three years.

Please read the date of posts you respond to before wasting the forum's space and everybody's time.